What’s with the name?

I know the first question out of everything that you’ll have is…

“what on earth is a name like that?”

Everyone in the history of ever

Yes, A piñata full of scorpions sounds very unpleasant, and don’t get me wrong I’m very well aware of that. However, the name means something much more to me and this is that story!

It was either my freshman or my sophomore year of college. I remember I was sitting in the dining hall with a few friends and we were discussing what animals reminded us of one another. My friend’s got…